Do us a favor, will you?
Spend your Thanksgiving Thursday with the family, friends and cats that love you.
Tear a turkey leg, down some red, and savor your merry little life.
Be happy.
Be thankful.
Be overjoyed with warmth and love.
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But once dat bitch strikes midnight, it’s time for one. thing.
SHOES.
IT’S SOLESTRUCK’S BLACK FRIDAY, MUHF-KA!!!
