The Great Gatsby premier at the Cannes festival was not days, but hours ago. That’s right: hours. We’re on some Breaking News shit right now. That said, it was the biggest collection of pure glam and ratchet jank we’ve ever seen assembled on the red rug. Not shoe related (unless maybe we’re talking about Julianne Moore [we'll get there]) but essential to your well-being: take a peek through the looques that are bringing us life.
When the queen of tonight’s prom Daisy Buchanan (AKA Carey Mulligan) knew she was nailing it, and didn’t even bother for a proper red carpet posing moment.
When Cindy Crawford took to the stage to remind you that she’s still relevent. YOU HEAR ME? SHE AND HER GIRLS STILL GOT IT. NOTICE
When Chinese can-do-no-wrong-er (literally) Fan Bingbing showed up and SHOWED DOWN in Louis Vuitton’s first custom gown ever made for an Asian. Writing history books like a boss bitch—until…..
When Solestruck idol Solange JUST evaded the deadly Ferrero Rocher reference by topping her looque with an afro and serving Foxy Cleopatra magic. By a slim margin, but APPROVED.
When Darling’s musician friend Florence got the shoes and bitch nails right… but that’s about it.
When Cara Delevigne shot straight from zero…
…to muthafuckin’ hero. ARE YOU BOWING TO HER AND HER BURBERRY?
When this poor thing got the wrong address to whatever Princess Party she was trying to get to.. :T
When Sona Kapoor went Desi.
When Amitabh Bachchan went Bollywood… I guess…
WHAT WERE YOUR FAVORITE MOMENTS?
WERE THE ASIANS KILLING IT OR IS IT JUST ME?
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