Do you want to ruin christmas for your parents?

You kow the drill, the kind of thing where, you roll home from college a day late with some guy named “Chance” you met at a house party. You smoke non-stop and keep insisting that you aren’t hungry, but only want capri sun and vodka. Then when everyone comes downstairs for Christmas dinner and gifts— you take your time to stroll in from the garage in one of your step-dad’s button up shirts and only these boots.

Happy Holidays.

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and get that NAUGHTY HOLIDAY look you have been wanting for years.

Pass the champagne the holidays are hear.

  • @vancitydoll

    LMAO this is hilarious. Now I need these shoes so that I can do this. Completely won me over.