Solestruck’s manliest year to date comes to a close.
Only makes way for an even manlier one.
I’m ready to see this year off in style.
“HUH? You’re going to finish your NYE outfit with a plastic brogue-wannabe?!”
I know I know, but this “plastic brogue wannabe” is the most comfortable thing to get trashed in.
Also, that thick heel elevates me a crucial inch. Also, plastic is “in.” SUCK IT.