Just found this refreshing post on the blogosphere:
PREACH brother! Loud n’ clear! We agree! You’re speaking our language! That’s what she said!
Don’t sweat it my style-deprived hommes (or homies). We’re working hard here at Solestruck to steeze up our neglected “dude hooves” and bring forth brands that push the “bullshit” limits of men’s footwear. This is especially true now that we’ve recruited a men’s buyer whose sole duty is to make you boys happy.
Here’s what you can look forward to adding into your sick shoe collection:
Hidden wedge sneaker (yup, you’re welcome), suede, 2 colors. BUFFALO, bro.
3 words: NEW, UNRELEASED, KTZ.
(bonus points for finger tattoos)