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Oscars 2013 Fashion

Adele and Barbra Streisand at the Governors Ball

I didn’t watch a single film that was nominated for anything this year. Nothing at all. No Argo, no Zero Dark Thirty, no… uh… I can’t name any more. It’s sad, I know, but oh well. Regardless, this shan’t stop me from looking up everyone’s fashion choices the next day and passing major judgment. Here are our favorite fashion moments from the 2013 Academy Awards:

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When Sally Field reminded me of Rihanna. I repeat: Sally Field reminded me of Rihanna.

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When I was all “oooh girl, the First Lady of the Oscars has arriiiiiived.”

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When I frantically changed my mind.

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When I changed my mind again because Ben saved the day <3

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When Renee Zellwegger chose to wear gold.

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When Catherine Zeta Jones chose to wear Ferrero Rocher.

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When this bitch couldn’t give a flyyyyyying fuck, and I nearly died.

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When Norah Jones came. I love her so just shut up.

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When Rachel took a dress from Valentino’s mind-blowingly stunning SS13 couture collection and wore it with nothing but a Cali tan and beach hair. COME ON, RACH! COME. ON.

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When Clooney betrayed me.

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When I forgave him because, again, Ben saved saved the day <3

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When I FINALLY woke up from my nap.

 

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When Daniel Day Fuckin’ Lewis showed all the boys how to fuckin’ dress.

 

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When her shoes were the last thing I was looking at.

 

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When miss Jane Fonda made her entrance, and we collectively bowed to the ground.

 

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All images via: stylist, stylefrizz, celebitchy, justjared, stylite, thegloss, huffington post, gofugyourself, japantoday, trendland, gotceleb, about.com, dailybail.co.uk, ferrero rocher (haha, still laughing), tumblr
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