It’s hot, and the sun can be a real bitch sometimes, but I’m significantly tanner than normal… landing me somewhere between Pasty and Bronze Goddess. Sweating buckets over here, but who gives a shit?! It’s summer! It’s the most wonderful time of year!
Welcome to Part 2 of our #getoutanddoshit celebration: THE PERFECT SUMMER ACTIVITY GUIDE. Because I promise you, there is more to do than going to bars and restaurants all season long.
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1) Sidewalk chalk mural
Feel like a kid again. Instagram that shit. All you need is a sidewalk, some chalk, and boredom. CHEAP!
2) Lemonade stand! But don’t actually sell anything.
You might get some great reactions. Plus, your overhead costs are, like, nothing.
3) Water gun war.
This shit cools you down reeeaaal quick. Bust out the water balloon grenades. And remember kids:
4) Swing, DUH.
5) Build a sand city, and stomp all over it.
6) Shopping-cart drag race your friends
just get outta the street, you jackass.
7) Karaoke in the park
Bring a boombox, a fake mic, and go HAM.
You’ll get some looks, and you’ll love it.
8) Break a World Record
You can LITERALLY do anything. Check out challenges here.
9) Beer-fueled river float
It’s a simple recipe: beer, friends, floating device, and river.
Tie everyone together (or hold hands) and float away.
10) Hotdog eating contest
Chicken sausages if you’re watching them calorie counts?
Have every candidate pitch in for a proper prize.
11) Get a hula-hoop. JUST DO IT.
12) Grown-up Capture The Flag
Get out of the backyard, set your flags in a deserted lot, strategically organize your teams, and have at it.
13) Silent disco
Synchronize mp3 players among friends, get out open space, put your headphones on, and press play.
14) Boozey popscicles
The perfect treat for a hot Saturday afternoon.
15) Duck, Duck, Goose…?
I mean, I think this is the proven formula for fun.
So there you have it.
Have fun, be creative, and get active.
It looks like I have my next few weekends planned out nicely.
Now for the FREE SNEAKERS portion of the program.
Whatchu gotta do:
1) Leave a comment below with your favorite wacky, or otherwise, summer activity.
2) Make sure to include your email address.
Entries only taken from comments on this blog post
Contest ends next Thursday 7/24
Winner contacted via email on Friday 7/25