Okay so, apparently there’s a thing happening and it’s called Emojli – It’s an emoji-only based social network. Is it a joke? Who knows. What we do know is.. that 250 new emojis are about to be released. We also already know that emojis are turning into the 2k14 upgrade of hieroglyphics, so like, why not just give in and throw out text-based language altogether? This bitch is in! I’m sick of wasting my breath / thumbs.
Emojli, or emoj.li as you’re forced to know it atm, promises to be the next thing in social networks. No spam. No hashtags. No words at all. EMOJI ONLY MUTHAFUCKA.
Here’s their very convincing ad:
Whether or not this will kick off (fuck, I hope so tho), at least we’re prepped with already speaking in the Pictionary like language. Thankfully, you can sign up and reserve your emoji username ahead of time. I was hasty and went with a string of my favorites, when in retrospect, I wish I would have thought it out and made it clever, but I couldn’t really think of anything clever, so I just hoarded a second option.
Maybe I’ll use the long one as a secret account, like a password protected tumblr..
So, since we’ve got a bit until this emoji-only world officially takes over, let’s think of some of the fun things we can now, well, basically just elude to, since you know, no one will actually ever know for sure.
We’ll start out simple. I love you:
Marry me? Yes or No?
I’m broke / Daddy, can I have your credit card?
Bitch pls / girl no:
So good, I can’t like can’t even:
Well, that’s all I can think of actually.. not as easy as I anticipated and I’m blanking on the spot now. Anyway, you get the gist. Emoji 4 lyfe, or until something else comes along.